Hello, my name is Arian. I’m a two-year-old little rascal. I have big dark-brown eyes and curly light-brown hair. I’d like to keep it long, about shoulder-length. I look like a sweet little kid, but I’m quite the loudmouth. I have no idea why people love me so much, despite of my Pavarotti voice. My favorite color changes a lot; it depends on my mood. But it’s usually red or blue.
People mistake me for a girl, because I’m such a beautiful long-haired toddler with dolly curls. Chicks dig me, I know. They even love me more than my car.
I’m too sexy for my car.